Sayeth John McCain: "A Lot of My Captors Were Homosexuals."
Sayeth Rachel Shukert: Isn't that the title of a Morrissey song?
Because if it isn't, it should be. What do you say? Shall we write it together and send it off to the Mozzer? I'll start things off:
"A Lot of My Captors Were Homosexuals"
A darkened room
I can't the sky
Oh, this mattress is filthy, this mattress is filthy
But please proceed
Because I love you and so do I...
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