On July 1, 2008, at 11:16AM, Tom Disch revealed God's "other" Big Idea of the day. he called it "Letters to Dead Editors."
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Another were-there-but-world-enough theme anthology. It was to have
been a whole collection by yours truly, and the first letter would have
been sent to Mrs. Gaskell, who inmho should be included with the great
Victorian novelists, along with the woman she wrote the biography of,
Charlotte Bronte. Recently the BBC has given Mrs. G. some of the
attention she merits. So much so that she doesn't really need me
beating the drum for her, tho my letter would have been written in
response to her great novel about the urban underclass, Mary Barton.
What she brought to bear was a humorless (but perceptive) Moral
Earnestness and a patient trompe l'oeil realism about the daily life of
the miserable-most poor. By comparison Dickens comes across as lazy
and/or sneeringly cruel.
I've tried writing such letters to real-life good writers but they are too busy trying to grab the brass ring or otherwise advance up the ladder, or else simply think me pushy or wicked or dumb and don't write back or just say thank you, goodbye. Maybe it would be different now in the era of blogs and email, but back then my epistolary charms had no effect on the likes of Louise Erdrich et al. As indeed, they shouldn't have. There are too many possible venal reasons why we don't write to our favorite celebreties. But to those safely dead and in their vaults--why not? The idea would be to address them as though they were real people, not statues swathed in marble togas and bronze crinolines, and as though they'd been keeping up with the things they had usually been interested in.
If anyone wants to give it a try, you could post a specimen letter here, but this should not be the usual Anything Goes comment. Mere japery on the order of "Shit happens" as one's whole letter to Dale Carnegie would rate a quick dele from God's red pencil. But I do think, and so does God, that it might be a nice book. Indeed, He often writes such letter Himself and sends them poste restante to the big post office on high.
-- Tom Disch
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