after of course Joe Brainard who did it better but always makes me want to try
he's so damn good
I remember Jack Lorde on Hawaii 5-0. I remember an episode where the killer had no fingerprints because he worked in a pineapple canning factory.
I remember Winnie-the-Poo shirts.
I remember wanting to be like Michael J. Fox.
I remember the pastel plaid I wore two years too far into junior high. I remember feeling like a dork, but no one really seemed to notice.
I remember how my head gear smelled in the morning. I remember how it plugged tightly into two little holes.
I remember driving around feeling disappointed that the world didn’t look radically different the day after I lost my virginity to a girl.
I remember being “disappointing” after the prom.
I remember perms on boys.
I remember being mean to Harry Rezzimeni who was the most effeminate boy in my class. I remember being relentless. I heard after dropping out of college, he guided raft tours and had loads of gay sex in Atlanta. I remember my friend Tony being uncomfortable with all the details Harry gave him. I remember not being able to get them out of Tony.