Facebook has evolved. It is a place to take quizzes. We need quizzes to help us understand ourselves and which president we are. It is hard to think without quizzes. This is why I have designed this quiz to help you understand which Mark Leidner video poem you should watch. Ideas like "I am not a president," or "I should not watch a Mark Leidner video poem," are not really viable.
The quiz goes like this.
- Close your eyes.
- Find a pencil.
- On a light-colored surface, use the pencil to draw a self-portrait.
- You should be at home, or in a familiar place, so you know where the light-colored surfaces are.
- If you are in an unfamiliar place, remember that walls are often light-colored, to make rooms look bigger, and to avoid oppressive darkness.
- When you are finished with your self-portrait, open your eyes.
- What do you look like?
If you chose A, you should watch "tap dance."
If you chose B, you should watch "poetry news."
If you chose C, you should watch "yo ma shower heads is dropless trumpets."
If you chose D, start over.
If you chose E, you should watch "negative capability."
If you chose F, you are Grover Cleveland.
If you chose G, you should go to http://trembyle.livejournal.com/ and watch everything, but not at the same time. Then you can go back to whatever it was you were doing before, but slightly older, and with more information.