A table is a table unless it's combined with a chair.
Then a table is a table with a chair.
When a table is a chair then a chair is a table.
When a chair is a table, you are sitting on the chair.
You are on the chair and the table is on the lamp.
The chair is on the lamp and you are turning its bulb.
You turn its bulb in a most fashionable way.
When you are on the table and the lamp is on the chair,
you turn the lamp toward the thermostat.
The door is halfway open.
Goats graze the fields.
-- Alina Gregorian