"It's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs."
"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody."
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron.""It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
"An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else's."“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
J.D. Salinger, 1919-2010