Sandra Bullock Reveals Baby Boy!
I don’t know much that I thought I knew.
I have been stupendously surprised.
Ever since balloon boy, I have been
scanning the skies,
but I did not see this coming.
There is, after an Oscar win,
a history of damaged joy,
not so tiger-sized, but not without an element
of a role reprised. Now this surprise!
Lucky for him, the kid looks wise.
My dearest bleaders,
I offer you this occasional on the fly as my grad students require my immediate attention. Stay alive and I shall return to encourage you further.