We have our first winner in the Write a Rhymed Poem About Your Disappointing Family Member Sweepstakes!
Karen Bock contributed the following brilliant bit of doggerel:
Dick, the Dick
My pedophile brother, Rich
made some little girls bitch
when they grew older
and wisdom made them bolder
about clueless and blind mothers
whose favoritism smothers
little girls finding love or beauty in mirrors
but that always engenders fears.
Congratulations, Karen!! You'll receive a copy of my book, Everything Is Going To Be Great, in the mail. For those of you who are suddenly envious of Karen, it's not too late! Send in your rhyming verse about why you hate your family, and you'll receive the same!
