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Allow me to buy you dinner! It's chicekn or fish and one of the conditions is that I get to harp on for three hours about my ex-fiance who dumped me in a week -- a fucking week! -- before our wedding. But, yes, after that I'll ket youhavs sex on me. F, 29.
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If you're looking for a relationship with very little collateral damage, you should probably pass this ad by. but if you don't mind alienating most of your friends and never talking to your sister again, I promise I'll make it worth your while. "That cheap slut," 44.
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I'm making a reference to classical literature in thius advert just to earn our respect. But in doing so, I'm losing respect for myself. F, 41.
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Let me change the ribbon in your typewriter. Robert Mitchum seeks Lauren Bacall. American man, 46, desires thoughtful overseas correspondence fr an affair of the mind. Political oundiots and email aificonados discouraged.
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