Congratulations John Oliak. Your poem "Assisting to Deceive" is the runner up in our pantoum contest:
Assisting to Deceive
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All of our representatives are assisting to deceive.
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All of our representatives are assisting to deceive.
Please understand that your inquiry is important to us.
Your call will be handled in the order it was received.
You may allow this message to act as your reprieve.
Please understand that your inquiry is important to us,
But our representatives are deceiving other callers.
You may allow this message to act as your reprieve.
Your call will be handled in the order it was received.
Our representatives are deceiving other callers.
Please keep listening to this message at this time.
Your call will be handled in the order it was received.
You are important to us, please stay on the line.
