Brandon Johnson assembled this poem for Mike Tyson from his own quoted speech. Now I present it to you.
MIKE TYSON'S AMERIKKKA
I’m just a dark guy
From a den of iniquity
A dark shadowy figure
From the bowels of iniquity
I wish I could be the Mike
Who gets an endorsement deal
But you can’t make a lie and a truth go together
This country wasn’t built on moral fiber
This country was built on rape, slavery, murder,
degradation and affiliation with crime
I’m too stigmatized in this country
I want to do something
That will have a tangible effect on people
I live in a world where I’m not too media-friendly
I would never be a success story in this country
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I’m addicted to perfection
Problem with my life is
I was always also addicted to chaos
Perfect chaos
There’s no one perfect
Jimmy Swaggart is a lascivious character
Mike Tyson is lascivious
But we’re not criminally
At least I’m not
Criminally lascivious
You know what I mean
I may like to fornicate
More than other people
It’s just who I am
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I sacrifice so much of my life
Can I at least get laid?
I mean, I been robbed of most of my money
Can I at least get a blowjob
Without the people wanting to harass me
And wanting to throw me in jail?
Don’t be surprised
If I behave like a savage
I am a savage
Who am I?
I don’t even know who I am
I’m just a dumb child
Who’s being abused and robbed by lawyers
I’m just a dumb pugnacious fool
I’m just a fool who thinks he’s someone
Then you tell me I should be responsible
