He #1: So, what discipline do you look for when you hire?
He #2: English. I mean, a good English major. They'll write good code, code that you can understand. They'll include lots of comments that are clear. They'll be able to answer questions, and they know how to come up with cool variable names.
She: Wow! I love hearing that. Awesome. Go English majors!
He #2: Good English majors.