1.
There was a young girl from Montana,
Who neglected to look at her planner.
So, to her disappointment, she missed her appointment,
That beautiful girl from Montana.
2.
There was a young girl from Chicago
Who tried to read Dr Zhivago,
But she opened the book, and gave it a look,
And pronounced it a Russian farrago.
3.
There was an old man from St Louis,
Who was constantly trying to screw us.
So we planned an attack, and we tried to get back
At that tactless old man from St Louis.
4.
There was an old person whose wiener
Turned green, and then it turned greener.
When he went to the doctor, he thoroughly shocked her,
That gruesome old man with a wiener.
5.
There was an old person of Minsk,
Who, despite all we said, was convinced
That the easiest way to unload all that hay
Was to call for assistance from Minsk.
That beautiful girl from Montana.
2.
There was a young girl from Chicago
Who tried to read Dr Zhivago,
But she opened the book, and gave it a look,
And pronounced it a Russian farrago.
3.
There was an old man from St Louis,
Who was constantly trying to screw us.
So we planned an attack, and we tried to get back
At that tactless old man from St Louis.
4.
There was an old person whose wiener
Turned green, and then it turned greener.
When he went to the doctor, he thoroughly shocked her,
That gruesome old man with a wiener.
5.
There was an old person of Minsk,
Who, despite all we said, was convinced
That the easiest way to unload all that hay
Was to call for assistance from Minsk.
