The hard biting type dog like
Grandpa Munster and Coco Clops
And the wrestler type dog
Like Snuffy and Black Eyed Pete --
Those are the main types of dogs.
The hard biting dog likes to bite,
He says, 'I don't care if I win or lose
'I want to get it done with, I don't want
'To spend more time than I have to,
'Fuck all y’all, I will bite your ass!'
But a wrestler type dog like Snuffy
Will take his time, he will meander
About the pit like it's Old Home Week.
When a hard biting dog tries to bite him,
Snuffy will turn it into a wrestling match.
Rickey Ratliff, when he had Snuffy,
He matched into Axa who had a dog
That could bite named Red Nose Jack.
Nasko Hooten from down Alabamy way
Happened to be present at the convention.
As the fight commenced and Snuffy
Was the bottom dog Nasko Hooten
Said to Rickey Ratliff, 'Hey, let's go
‘To the Red Lobster restaurant or
‘Let’s go out to Walt Disney Land
‘Because nothing much will happen here,
‘Rickey, not for a couple of hours at least,’
Said Nasko Hooten, drawling out his words
In that Southern drawl of his, the burly man,
One of the burlier men among the dog men.
He said, ‘Yes, Snuffy will be the bottom dog
‘For a couple of more hours but he will up
‘And win the fight eventually on account
‘Of a real good wrestling dog like
Snuffy
‘Will always beat the hard biting dog!’
Becoming more riled up and warming
To his subject Nasko Hooten continued,
‘People are enamored of a hard biting dog
‘But give me a wrestling dog like Snuffy
‘And I will beat your old hard biting dog!’
On and on he went like a man possessed,
‘If the weights are anywhere near equal
‘My money will be on the wrestling dog
‘Like Snuffy, I will bet my last dollar
‘On the Snuffy wrestling dog! Fuck all y’all!’
