And the finalists are. . .:
(1) "[Hillary] Clinton's newfound populism sounds sincere. . ." from The Nation, May 4, 2015. Pray tell: How does one measure the sound of sincerity?
(2) "Wanted: One Night Stand." This classified ad was rejected by Valley Metro of Phoenix, Arizona, which bans sexually explicit material. The ad was placed by a consignment-store chain representing a woman who is looking for a night stand for her bed.
(3) The "National Sleep Foundation" endorses machine-washable "My Pillow," with 10-year guarantee! When you buy one, Mike will give a second one free! Look up "National Sleep Foundation" and "Corleone" on your favorite search engine and see what happens!