Approaching, nearing, curious...
Is that you? Fuck! Well, it’s not exactly
A surprise nor a happy one either --
But wait! Look! Why, it’s Old Fezziwig!
He owned a chain of same-day cleaners,
A wholesale-to-the-public auto parts store,
A Montana cow-and-calf operation,
And the Star-Lite drive-in movie theater
On Mannheim Road out by the airport,
The dear man! But what’s that you say?
It’s not him at all? Old Fezziwig is a shot
Of Old Crow, a glass of Old Grand-Dad,
Of Old Smuggler, of Old Rarity, Pig’s Nose,
Pittyvatch, or Loch Lomand, and it’s
Only you and I now? Fuck! Fuck a duck!