One story is that gunpowder was invented circa 500 A.D. in
China by a cook using saltpeter as a spice, which was far more common in
ancient China than salt. He noticed how the saltpeter burned brightly and long,
mixed it charcoal and sulfur, stuffed the compound into bamboo tubes, and blew
the tubes up to scare away bad spirits.
“Scaring away bad spirits” is a popular explanation for the
forces that propelled mankind in making ancient discoveries. So are “attracting a mate” and
“defending territory.”
Other sources say an alchemist invented it. The scene:
China, 500 A.D.: a barge slowly moving across a river. The passenger is a
crooked man in orange monk robes. His face is horribly scarred with burns—it
looks more like tree bark than a face. He’s missing seven fingers. The scrawny,
shirtless barge driver can barely look the monk in the eyes when he asks,
“So…what do you do for a living?” “I’m an alchemist.” It could’ve been an Ernie
Kovach’s sketch. I grew up in a teensy Last Picture Show kind of town in the California desert. More people
gathered to watch the fourth of July fireworks show at Lane Park than my entire
town’s population. Isolated people drove in from the deep desert, out where Tex
Watson had his ranch—farmers, Basque sheep herders, end-of-the-worlders, dope growers, meth cookers… The sun took forever to set, and then… In the desert, July is as dry as a baked sweater. Fireworks
were illegal in Los Angeles county, except in city displays. There were always
editorials in the local paper about whether to have the show, but the park kept
on doing it. They’re still doing it! Higher-ups probably assumed that, if
citizens couldn’t watch the big
ones at the park, they’d drive
three hours down to Mexico, buy their own, and light them off in their
yellowing yards full of dead grass, weeds and wilting trees. People did that
anyway, all year long, but maybe a little less so. One year our next-door neighbors, the Untertheiners, left
their St. Bernard, Lilly, alone in the house for the holiday weekend. When the
fireworks started, Lilly lost her mind and jumped the back fence. She threw
herself against our unlocked front door until she got it open. We came home and
found Lilly trembling on my parent’s bed. I had always been afraid of Lilly
(among countless other things) because she was so big, but not after that. Even
I wasn’t afraid of fireworks.
Living in Japan, I watched an attentive father light off a
bottle rocket held in the hands of his wobbly two year-old son. The father
acted like he was teaching his son how to hold a frog. Neither was afraid. “We
don’t allow small children to hold fireworks,” I said to the mother, who spoke
English. “Why?” “I don’t know...maybe we’re afraid they’ll hurt themselves.”
“Hm...maybe you are afraid of fire.” I’ve heard that Americans are more afraid
of fire than other cultures. Something stemming from frontier times, because
whole towns were made out of wood. We even write songs about it. But Japanese houses have always been made
out of wood—and paper. All their walls are made out of paper. Why aren’t they
more afraid of fire? In Roger Bacon’s 1267 Opus Majus, he discusses mathematics, the possible invention of
steamships, airplanes, and
hydraulic engines, deterministic astrology, empirical evidence, and
gunpowder. “But, however, of
saltpetre take six parts, live of young willow (charcoal), and five of sulphur,
and so you will make thunder and lightning, and so you will turn the trick.” Cooking is considered by most to be an art form, though its
finest works are ephemeral . Same with music. So why not fireworks? Is it the
chemistry? Baking is chemistry. Paint is chemistry. Is it their inherent
danger? Here’s a fun fact: every year, more people die at horrible poetry readings than at firework
shows.
The basic types of fireworks are the Peony (a spherical burst of colored stars—most common) the
Chrysanthemum (same as the peony, but stars leave a visible trail
of sparks) the Dahlia (same
shape as a peony, but with fewer and larger stars) the Willow (a soft weeping
willow-like effect) the Palm
(large comet stars with tendrils—a burst of color inside the palm from another
shell could be used to simulate coconuts) the Ring (variations include smiley faces, hearts, and
clovers) the Kamuro (Japanese
for boy’s bowl-shaped haircut—a dense burst of stars leaving a heavy glitter
trail) the Crossette (several
large stars that break with a loud crackling sound) the Horsetail or
the Waterfall (long-burning stars that
fall glitteringly) and the Fish or Bees (stars that propel themselves rapidly away from the shell burst). I thought I’d include the names of fireworks because we’re
poets, and sometimes the names of things may be the easiest, most poetic way to
describe them. Ephemeral art doesn’t leave much time for us to subjectify
it. It may inspire us to a simile or metaphor , but to just say what it is
(cherry ice cream), what it does (it sings) or how it moves (a dense burst of
stars leaving a heavy glitter trail)—those words don’t come close to the thing
itself. But we’re poets, so we keep looking for ways to write the
thing, and thereby own it. The thing itself dazzles in the mouth, the eye, the
ear, the nose, on the fingertips indifferently and disappears.
Image top: Jim Flora
Dahlia's are the best!! -Jason.
Posted by: Jason Schneiderman | July 04, 2010 at 07:40 PM