How many times do I have to say
get rid of the books off the goddamn floor
do you have any idea how it feels
to step over books you wrote about her
bloody hell you sadist what kind of man
are you all day long those fucking books
in my way for 3 years your acclaimed book
tell me now what do you have to say
for yourself you think you’re such a man
silent brooding pondering at the floor
pretending you’re bored when I mention her
fine change the subject ask ‘Do I feel
like I need more medication’ NO I don’t feel\
like I need more medication it’s the books
don’t you see don’t you see it’s her
why don’t you listen to anything I say
and for god’s sake books on the floor
are a safety hazard remember that man
from Cork who nearly died fine that man
fell over a hurley not a book but I don’t feel
you’re getting the point the point is that a floor
is not an intelligent place for books
books I have to see and books that say
exactly where and how you shagged her
what shirt she wore before you shagged her
I can write a book too about some man
better still about you I can say
something to demonize you how would you feel
about that ha ha why don’t I write a book
about how I hoover your sodding floor
and how you’ve never once hoovered your floor
why can’t I be a muse why can’t I be a ‘her’
what does one have to do to be in a book
around here do I have to be dead for a man
to write me a poem how do you think it feels
to be non muse material can’t you say
you feel for me what you felt for her
can’t you say I’m better than that woman
can’t you get those books off the floor?
-- Kathryn Maris
"Darling, Will You Please Pick Up Those Books" was "Poem of The Week" in the Guardian's Books Blog.
Here is the Amazon listing for Maris's book, The Book of Jobs.
great. I'd love to hear her read it.
Posted by: Amy Holman | March 26, 2011 at 07:24 PM
"what does one have to do to be in a book
around here do I have to be dead for a man
to write me a poem how do you think it feels
to be non muse material"
funny-sad.. thanks for sharing! Nic
Posted by: Nic Sebastian | March 27, 2011 at 12:07 AM
Terrific poem. Thanks for posting it.
Posted by: jim cummins | March 30, 2011 at 01:54 PM