THREE BIRTHDAY LIMERICKS for SUSAN WHEELER (7/16)
1.
There was a young lady named Wheeler,
Whose stinger, antenna and feeler
Could never be seen—except in a dream
Of that hexapod lady named Wheeler.
2.
There was a young person named Wheeler,
Preserved in a jar of tequila.
“I’m a gnat! I’m a gnat!” was the comment of that
Hymenopterous person named Wheeler.
3.
There was a young lady named Wheeler,
Whose camouflage couldn’t conceal her.
Though she hid in the closet, her slim ovipositor
Under the door would reveal her.
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