"Happy 40, Chris Crawford!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

CHRIS CRAWFORD (2/13)

Crawford! Crawford!
Ya kick it in the head
Ya take it if it’s offered
And smoke it in the bed

Ya smoke it in the bed
Ya smoke it in the pasture
Crawford! Crawford!
You never shoulda asked her

Crampoline and Trampoline
And Trapper got a pelt:
We trying out the Benzedrine
And seeing how it felt

With a Bric-a-brac and Awkward
Backing up the loo
Crawford! Crawford!
A-whatcha gonna do

Crawford! Crawford!
Ya kick it in the head!
Ya take it if it’s offered
And then ya go to bed

And then ya go to bed!
And then ya go to bed!!
Crawford! Crawford!
And then ya go to bed

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