"My Flu" [by Reetika Vazirani]

Subj: My Flu
Date: 96_12_21 15:22:57 EST
From: rgv7u@faraday.clas.virginia.edu (Reetika Gina Vazirani)
To: DCLEHMAN@aol.com

Hello.
I caught the flu
there is nothing I can do
but entertain myself as u-
sual, it's fun reading your books which out of the blue
put up sprigs of mistletoe
rapid random kisses ensue
achoo, achoo, achoo
it's all a dream on my part I know
but a good one thank you
David I am walking on broken glass it’s so
crunchy! If there's ice or snow
I won't be able to check my email, it’s cold the wind is blow
ing, I blow you good wishes Blow
you in this case has a direct object O-
kay master explainer of interpretive theo-_
ries of our day -- take care of you sweet ego
You friend, Reetika Also
do Not get a Flu
Shot that's how I got this horrible disease the flu
I don't need a doctor I need a lawyer so
I can approach the Nat’l Agency on Flu
with one sentence: I plan to sue!
O, so do go ahead and get a flu shot we can sue
them together just we two
we will threaten the agency execu-
tives: Look you -- holding up a photo
(exhibit A) of you with a silencer to your head, ready for death to
take you The flu
is a silent killer and to kill off po-
ets is a terrible thing for a country to do!
Achoo, is that your sneeze, God Bless You!