Our research shows the ideal reader for Jennifer L. Knox is a man, dressed like a woman, is over 40 but wider than a mile, 9 feet tall, all that, is a Camaro owner, parakeet aficionado, Michelob drinker, half-Canadian, half-sausage, half-cowboy hat, is bad at math and bad in bed but is very, very horny, is covered with crumbs, is both unwilling and unable to perform the functions on this card, watches at least 22 hours of TV a day, would “fuck your mother under a picture of you,” happily answers all telephone surveys, and reads poetry only if he’s going to be tested on this shit. Other favorite books of this ideal reader include Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, and the one Bugs Bunny cartoon where he helps the little penguin go home.
[from Drunk by Noon by Jennifer L. Knox, Bloof Books, 2007]
I'm drunk and it's noon so I'll say it again:
[from Drunk by Noon by Jennifer L. Knox, Bloof Books, 2007. Bloof is edited by the redoubtable Shanna Compton].
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