Neem Fix had a nice bitch,
Joe Blow had him a male dog,
They decided to breed the dogs
Where Neem got pick of the litter
And Joe Blow got the next two
Of the pups, then on and on
Alternating the pups and if there
Was an odd number of the pups
The last of the pups would belong
To that fine gentleman Neem Fix.
His bitch whelped six pups so
Neem wound up with three pups,
One female and two males which
He named after gun manufacturers,
The female he named Winchester
While the males he named Hi-Point
And Ruger. Often when people
Bought a pup they renamed the pup
Something else but generally it was
Too young to know the difference.
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