Because he lies on the couch and hollers at the TV set.
I believe in America, the underfaker said (stet).
And he throws beer cans at the TV set.
Do I have to tell you about every offer I get?
He buys the SI swimsuit issue and keeps them all.
How did things ever get this far? It's all
Because of what we did in the car.
No shame, no games, just a late-model used car.
Also, because he doesn't look like a scared rabbit
And we don't discuss business with George Babbitt.
I went to "the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art,"
And got the part. He gave me a new smart
Phone, and sang "I'm not that clever, I just adore you,"
To me, and to me alone! (It's true, too.)
