JUDGMENT
Seeing that Herman Fishman was
about to step on an ant, Julius Jaffe
urgently intervened to let the ant pass.
He said, "When a judgment against a
man has been rendered in the Upper
World, he is always given the opportunity
to soften that judgment through some
seemingly insignificant action."
Herman Fishman said, "Has a judgment
been rendered against me in the Upper
World?"
Julius Jaffe replied, "Oy. Bite your tongue."
RABBI RABINOWITZ
As he was studying Torah late one night
Lilith (feh) appeared in Julius Jaffe’s room
in the Rienzi Hotel. After she appeared
again the following night, Julius Jaffe met
with Rabbi Rabinowitz.
Rabbi Rabinowitz said, “Oy vey. Did
any words come out of her mouth?” Julius
Jaffe replied, “She cast her gaze around the
room and with wicked laughter she said,
‘And the appearance of the vision that I saw
was like the vision that I saw when I came
to destroy the city.’” (Ezekiel 43:3)
Then Rabbi Rabinowitz wept and quoted the
Zohar: “We see that all the nations have risen,
and Israel is lower than all of them. This is
because the Above sent the Shekinah away
from Him and took the slave woman Lilith in
her place. Who is this slave woman? At first
she sat behind the grinding mill, and now
she has inherited the place of her mistress."
Rabbi Rabinowitz explained, “As He consorts
with Lilith above, the Shekinah consorts with
Samael below, and so it will be until Moshiach.”
He continued, “With Lilith He does not pour out
his seed. But listen to this wonderful miracle. At
Shabbat, when a righteous Jew and his soulmate
intimately embrace, He and the Shekinah are
reunited, whereupon He pours out his seed which
pours down Light upon the world.”
He went on, “However, when a Jew lives alone
in a dark space Lilith arrives to seduce him and
wickedly laughs in the lewd triumph of her
usurping the place of the Jew’s soulmate in the
Jew’s bed just as she has usurped the place of the
Shekinah with God in the Upper World. Feh!”
ESTHER TABACHNIK
They were walking. Julius Jaffe said,
"I will marry Esther Tabachnik."
He continued, in the name of Rabbi
Rabinowitz, "A man alone in a room,
Lilith (feh) plagues him in the midnight
hour.
He went on, "But Esther Tabachnik,
'her price is above rubies. The heart
of her husband doth safely trust in her.
She will do him good and not evil all
the days of her life.'" (Proverbs 31:10-12)
Herman Fishman said, "Kinehora."
JERRY CHAIMOVICH & RAV ASHLAG
Herman Fishman asked, "Why are the
wicked so strong? 'I saw under the sun,
in the place of justice, that wickedness
was there, and in the place of righteousness,
that wickedness was there.'" (Eccl. 3:16)
Julius Jaffe replied, "'The righteous and
the wicked God will judge.'" (Eccl. 3:17)
He explained, "No act of righteousness
goes unnoticed by YHVH. Even Jerry
Chaimovich once, perhaps, left a ten
dollar tip at the old Fritzl's restaurant
on State Street. Therefore Jerry
Chaimovich is rewarded in this world
with money, big cars, and also the
companionship of beautiful women."
He continued, "But because his righteous
action has already been fully compensated,
Jerry Chaimovich will partake of nothing
in the Upper World! But in the Upper World
Rav Ashlag is rewarded beyond all imagining!"
THE MAN
"And a certain man found him,
and, behold, he was wandering
in the field, and the man asked
him, 'What seekest thou?'"
(Bereshis 37:15)
Herman Fishman asked, "Who
is the man that found Joseph
wandering in the field?"
He continued, "Rashi tells us
that the man was the angel
Gabriel, as it is written, 'Yea,
while I was speaking in prayer,
the man Gabriel whom I had
seen in the vision at the beginning,
and being caused to fly swiftly,
approached close to me at the
time of the evening offering."
(Daniel 9:21)
But Julius Jaffe answeed, "No,
the man was Bobby Minkus."
Herman Fishman inquired, "Bobby
Minkus?" Julius Jaffe replied, "That
is to say, his soul."
SOULMATE
"When a soul issues forth from
the treasury of souls in malchut,
it emerges as male and female,
and after it has descended to
the physical world they separate
and each goes its own way --
the male part manifests in a male
body and the female part in a
female body But if a person has
merit through worthy behavior,
they will join together again as
one in spirit and in body." -- Zohar
Herman Fishman asked, "Esther Tabachnik,
the woman you will marry, is she your soulmate?"
Julius Jaffe wept and said, "No, I have not
that merit. Our sages teach that rejoining
one's soulmate is a greater miracle than
the parting of the Red Sea."
He continued, "But an unmarried man's life
is wasted. He cannot make progress toward
completion of his tikkun, the rectification of
his soul that he is in the world to perform."
He went on, "In fact, the more incompatible a
man and his wife are, the greater is their opportunity
for spiritual work, kinehora,"
MONEY
Shinderman said, "Oy, I had
a big year but I had to give
half of it back in taxes."
Julius Jaffe said, "In this
world good fortune comes
with a price."
He continued, "Money is the
easiest way to pay. But if
you wish to pay differently,
your wish will be granted."
APOSEMATISM
Julius Jaffe said, "The serpent in
the Garden was of course very
beautiful, but the Golden Calf
was more beautiful by far."
He continued, "The Golden Calf
was an irresistibly beautiful woman.
She sang and danced, lewdly shaking
her behind."
He went on, "It is the intention of
YHVH that irresistible beauty in
a woman should be a warning to
us, as beauty in a colorful insect or
fish is a warning.This is aposematism."
Herman Fishman said, "Yet the sages
tell us that, compared to Eve, Sarah
was like a monkey."
Julius Jaffe answered, "'Who is this that
darkeneth counsel by words without
knowledge?'" (Job 38:2)
He continued, "'Canst thou lift up thy
voice to the clouds, that abundance
of water may cover thee? Canst thou
send forth lightnings, that they may
say unto thee, Here we are?'"
(Job 38:34-35)
AKEIDAH (BINDING): THE BINDING OF ISAAC
Herman Fishman asked, "Why did God instruct
Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, his son."
Julius Jaffe replied, "The Torah says, 'God tested
Abraham." (Bereshis 22:1) And God did not
instruct Abraham to sacrifice Isaac. God said,
'Offer him.' on a mountain" (22:2)
Herman Fishman said, "But you're splitting hairs."
Julius Jaffe replied, "Oy, not if you're Isaac." He
continued, "So much can be said about these
verses that for the moment I will make only
a few observations."
He went on, "We read, 'Abraham rose early
in the morning and saddled his donkey.' (22:3)
In biblical Hebrew, 'donkey' is a homonym
for a word meaning 'physical matter.' So this
passage suggests that Abraham was grounded
in physicality when he departed for the
mountain with Isaac and two young men,
one of whom might have been his son Ishmael."
Julius Jaffe continued, "Later we read, 'On the
third day Abraham lifted up his eyes and saw
the mountain afar off. Then he said to the
young men, Stay here with the donkey, while
the lad and I will go yonder.'" (22:5)
He went on, "Why the donkey again? There
is a commentary in which Abraham takes
Isaac aside and asks, 'My son, do you see a
great cloud at the top of the mountain, or
a pillar of fire?' Isaac replies, 'Yes, I see that'
and Abraham says, "I see that also.'"
Julius Jaffe continued, "Then Abraham asks
the two young men if they see anything on
the mountain. When they say they do not,
Abraham tells them, 'Very well, the donkey
doesn't see anything either. So you will please
stay here with the donkey.'"
He went on, "In other words, Abraham and
his son were detaching from the physical
realm which the donkey represents."
Herman Fishman asked, "Are donkeys
present elsewhere in the Torah, with
similar meanings?"
Julius Jaffe answered him, "I believe there
are a few. But more often there are camels."
Herman Fishman concluded, "Surely there
is more to the story of the binding of Isaac
than first meets the eye."
Julius Jaffe wept and said, "Oy vey, yes, yes,
there is much more."