They are really quite impractical – yet
Don Draper, Humphrey Bogart and my Grandpa
Insisted on their costly cover
As did Al Capone
Upon don,
They trench Mason-Dixons at-brow
Northern cranial stealth demarking
Southern mandible sprawl
Owning 4.5 inches of latitude
2.5 inches in longitude – at least
Inherently obviates indoor deposition, then
Librarianesque requisition
Don Draper:
“I salute my ad beneath the crown,
released precisely upon the punctuation of my own pinch”
Bogart:
“The gutter-dent annoys the lens
prodding a harder hunt for my pupils”
Al Capone:
“As the snap-brim mandates your gaze
the ribbon’s tidy bow smiles you to like me”
Grandpa:
“I am a lad under the mohair
coarsely stranded."
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