West Covina or Rancho Cucamonga
Got a phone number where you talk
To dead people of course they're not
Really dead it's just some guy out in
West Covina or Rancho Cucamonga
But what the hell, right? What the hell!
You call the number and you say which
Dead person you want to talk to so I said
Who's the most popular dead person and
The guy said Hitler so I said sounds good
Tell Hitler to call me so I can talk to Hitler.
Pretty soon the phone rang and a guy said
This is Hitler so I said hey what's up Hitler
How are things in West Covina or over in
Rancho Cucamonga because it's a scam
Man this is a scam and we both know it!
-- Mitch Sisskind
-- Mitch Sisskind
Just got a phone call from a guy who said he was Mitch Sisskind
I said, you're not Mitch he's not a scammer
So the guy replied you're right
I'm Hitler go fuck yourself
Posted by: Joel Weiner | May 28, 2022 at 12:02 PM
Brilliant commment, Joel.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell | May 29, 2022 at 12:22 PM
Can you call back? I'm really curious who the second most popular dead person is. Thanks.
Posted by: Summer Brenner | May 29, 2022 at 02:47 PM
My guess is Jesus except there are those who will say he doesn't qualify because he's not really dead. Among the women: Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: Bobby Mitchell | May 29, 2022 at 08:36 PM
To Mitch McConnell
There's no way to retract my "brilliant comment" so I had to leave it as is
I was in a gin infused stupor when I posted it here
Hopefully, the readers will excuse my poor writing skills and judgment
But Hitler can still go fuck himself
For calling up Mitch in the first place
It's a phone call he'll never forget
Posted by: Joel Weiner | May 30, 2022 at 12:03 AM
I agree with Joel Weiner (and btw I don't think 'Mitch McConnell' was being ironic when he said 'brilliant').
Posted by: David Lehman | May 30, 2022 at 01:19 PM