‘T is pity learnéd virgins ever wed
With persons of no sort of education,
Or gentlemen, who, though well born and bred,
Grow tired of scientific conversation:
I don’t choose to say much upon this head,
I’m a plain man, and in a single station,
But — Oh! ye lords of ladies intellectual,
Inform us truly, have they not hen-peck’d you all?
from Don Juan, canto one
The only poet who could outdo that closing couplet was probably Ogden Nash!
Posted by: ALAN WEARNE | June 11, 2022 at 05:16 AM