The Lower Depps [by James Cummins]

The Lower Depps

 

Amber is HOT

but Johnny is NOT.

Yes, I've Heard

she dropped a turd

in Johnny's bed

to get in his head.

Okay, that's fraught--

I kid you not.

To think the slippage

from her equipage

has soiled the sheets

and both his feets,

I cannot countenance.

It's enough to renouncenance

a normal kid:

you don't want skid-

marks in your bed.

But, all that said,

I still want to clamber

all over Amber.

Comments

[Denise Duhamel]

Hilarious! Better than all any of the endless commentary on this spectacle. And in couplets for this notorious couple.

[David Schloss]

Depply moving spectacle.

[David Lehman]

Thank you for your appreciative comments, Denise and David. I'm sure Jim is gratified that you have responded so heartily to his poem.

[Beth Tenny]

Depply moving! I love it.

[jim c]

Wow! Thank you all! These days I'm like Darl at the end of 'As I Lay Dying': giggling at everything on the way to the asylum.