Comparing Poets to Dogs [by Nin Andrews]

Last week I mentioned that I often compare poets to dogs. I received a few emails asking me to elaborate. So I want to ask, Am I the only one who thinks this way? Should I teach a seminar on helping poets find their inner dog?  There are, after all, just so many similarities between poets and dogs.

For starters, everyone is familiar with those social media fiends, yappy little dogs that want to become everyone’s FRIEND and that LIKE everything. And the equally enthusiastic large dogs that stick their noses in everyone’s crotch. (I’m not talking about the Me Too movement here. Crotch-sniffers come in both genders.) And the German Shepherds that, given the opportunity, bite fellow poets—I remember one such poet telling me he really enjoyed writing negative reviews.  In contrast are the Cocker Spaniels, great family dogs—Ted Kooser, Stanley Kunitz, and Billy Collins are prime examples.  It’s always safe to take a Cocker Spaniel poem to a yoga class or family gathering—no need to worry that they will wander into alarming territories. Unlike the Springer Spaniels that resemble Cockers but often roam and need obedience classes.

One of the more appealing breeds to my mind are the majestic Bernese Mountain Dogs that make me wish I lived in the Alps, or at least the Appalachians, or anywhere far away from po-biz and other such nonsense. I don’t think Sydney Lea or John Lane would mind being compared to a Bernese. And there are the tireless Border Collies whose work is beautiful to witness and who can herd other poets as if they were sheep. For this reason, they are known to organize events and conferences like the God-awful AWP. Examples: Kelli Russell Agodon, Grace Cavaleiri, Didi Menendez, and January Gil O’Neil.  There are also the Papillons, or dogs from another planet—their large ears are clearly designed for hearing signals from outer space. Poets like Claire Bateman, Stephanie Strickland, Shivani Mehta, Charles Simic, and Harvey Hix might be Papillons.  And the Jack Russells. I always fall in love with Jack Russells, those clever, surprising, and witty poets who are great entertainers and make me laugh. You never know what they are going to get into next. Poets like Jennifer Knox, Denise Duhamel, Amy Gerstler, James Tate, Nicole Santalucia, David Lehman, and Jan Beattie qualify as Jack Russells.  I would be negligent if I didn’t mention the ever-present urban poodles, all dolled up, as if by Glamor Shots. Poodle-poets tend to be smart, or at least a lot smarter than they look, and they often win prizes.  Also popular today are designer breeds like the Golden Doodle that blends the best aspects of poodles with retrievers. I love anything mixed with a retriever.   

I adore retrievers. Just saying the word, I can almost see one in the meadow, one leg raised, nose to the air, every fiber of her being alert to any scent or sound or movement in the water or wind. In fact, I just read the book, Echolocation, by the poet, Sally Bliumis-Dunn, and I thought, What a sensitive and magical read! I also thought, What a retriever! In her poems, full of grief and beauty, the internal world is in perfect sync with the natural world.  

I could go on and on about dogs, but instead, I will post the cover of this lovely book and close with two poems by Sally Bliumis-Dunn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ode to Autumn

So many colors abandon the earth,
and go skyward to the trees
like origami birds.

scarlet, orange, creased
and folded into the mind
where these paper birds come alive,

the trees quiver a little—
this is where I can
still see you

in these gray branches
with brightly colored
birds that are not birds—envision you

still darning
the heels of Jimmy’s socks
those evenings after school

at the kitchen table when
you’d run your finger down our list—
not here in the duller green

where the last of the pink roses
are browning on the vine,
and along the fence,

your favorite lilies, wilted,
and everywhere
the hungry bees.

Pond

Metallic rain
cuts into

The pond’s bank,
each day a little deeper.

The clear
watery blades.

Each hour
widening cracks,

Loosened rocks
tumble.

This is where
sadness goes.

This is how
it tunnels the body.

 

from the archive; first posted July 25, 2018

Comments

[Mark]

Love the dog breeds and comparisons.

[Nin Andrews]

Thanks Mark!!

[Dronald]

very unusual comparison) thanks to the author for his thoughts