Pig Latin [by Mitch Sisskind]

When you can speak pig latin

You should speak pig latin.

Go and find other speakers

Of pig latin and speak pig latin

With them. When? Now, today.

Or maybe you can't speak

Pig latin and are indifferent

To it, not for it or against it

Which is fine, you don't care

About pig latin. Fine, fine.

Another type of person wants

To speak pig latin but can't do it.

You don't know how so you must

Learn to speak pig latin, learn, learn

Or you are going to be unhappy.

 

Comments

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