"The Totally Incorrect Politician" [by Walter Carey]

As everyone from Yogi Berra to Niels Bohr has said, "it's hard to make predictions, especially about the future." 

When you make predictions about the past, it seems retroactively inevitable.  Nonsense.

That being said, as the creep says after paying lip service to the truth, here goes: 

TTThey, who know who they are, will go after an Ivy League institution or equivalent (Stanford, Harvard, MIT) and rattle the bones of the administration with the result that

(1) The Dreyfus Case will serve as a cause celebre for the second time
(2) There will be massive layoffs in higher education
(3) Five-year contracts will replace tenure
(4) The tax-exempt status of universities with giant endowments will come under threat
(5) The world is on fire.

Comments

[Gapster]

What is the connection between the Dreyfus affair and Ivy League universities?

[Walter Carey]

What does it stand for, the Dreyfus Affair in the historical allegory I am proposing? The fate of Jerusalem coupled with a worldwide attack on innocent Jews?

[Beth Tenny]

The protestors, who major in Protest, wore kerchiefs or masks, which makes it harder to identify them so they can still get a big bucks job at a Capitalist enterprise. They stank; they had toilets but not showers. University officials estimated that they have done millions in damage to the campus.