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Jim Cummins - Mid West Correspondent

The Lower Depps [by James Cummins]

Amber Heard Johnny DeppThe Lower Depps
Amber is HOT
but Johnny is NOT.
Yes, I've Heard
she dropped a turd
in Johnny's bed
to get in his head.
Okay, that's fraught--
I kid you not.
To think the slippage
from her equipage
has soiled the sheets
and both his feets,
I cannot countenance.
It's enough to renouncenance
a normal kid:
you don't want skid-
marks in your bed.
But, all that said,
I still want to clamber
all over Amber.

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I left it
on when I
left the house
for the pleasure
of coming back
ten hours later
to the greatness
of Teddy Wilson
"After You've Gone"
on the piano
in the corner
of the bedroom
as I enter
in the dark

from New and Selected Poems by David Lehman

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